Keith Ang'ana

Great for group activities. It's usually full though.

Cool pace to play arcade games. There's a terrace to sit once you're tired and watch others play.

Have you ever wanted to become a Formula 1 Driver then you realized that you were born in a shitty country called Kenya in a shitty continent called Africa hence your chances to be one are negative one hundred percent? Well, worry not! For you can get your once-in-a-lifetime experience (because it's quite expensive) to be a racer, here at Whistling Moran. It's the longest track in Kenya, and you can race your friends here. There are no speed limits, but that doesn't mean you ride out to the horizon like Vin Diesel and Paul Walker at the end of Fast & Furious 7. It is fun. It is competitive. It is challenging. Please go as a huge group.

It has a beautiful garden outside, with neatly-trimmed grass, where you can lie on the grass. To get the best of it, make sure you go there in the evening, so that you can get sun kissed as you lie in the grass barefoot. I mean, life doesn't get better than this, does it?

I learnt how to skate the first time I went there. In fact, a few minutes of doing so. Okay, I hope I don't sound like a brag hehehe. Anyway, if it is your first time, don't spend your whole time holding the walls, and don't fear falling. Pick yourself up and dust your ass . . . wait, there isn't dust here. It's ice. Most importantly, carry a jacket. It's freezing cold in there. of course, you can't have ice at a temperature of 27 degrees, can you?